After 30 minutes in the green room, where he demanded gold snausages and Champagne, Dave was ready for his appearance. The crowd ahh-ed and ooh-ed as Dave blessed the lens with his image, it was a moment that will go down in history alongside the first moon-walk. Everyone knows where they were when Dave was on TV.
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Dave also met some horses but wasn't so sure about them.
Then he took the bus home.