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If cuteness could be bottled and sent into space then Dave would be the world's biggest donor. Why it would be sent into space is for scientists to figure out but on Earth it has the (un)fortunate ability of attracting attention. Here is a run-down of the people most attracted to Dave's snausage-loving face:
- Old People.
- Drunk People.
- Teenage girls.
- Scary, tattooed, immigrant, sweaty biker types.
While this admiration of Dave is understood, the noise that comes out of their mouths rarely is. Old people mumble, drunk people slur, teens talk too fast and immigrants have thick accents you couldn't push through a sieve.
Every trip on a tram is a new and exciting experience!
|I'm cute, please talk to me!|