Sunday, October 10, 2010
What the people want, the people get.
Monday, September 27, 2010
Obedience and the dangers of being cute.
If cuteness could be bottled and sent into space then Dave would be the world's biggest donor. Why it would be sent into space is for scientists to figure out but on Earth it has the (un)fortunate ability of attracting attention. Here is a run-down of the people most attracted to Dave's snausage-loving face:
- Old People.
- Drunk People.
- Teenage girls.
- Scary, tattooed, immigrant, sweaty biker types.
While this admiration of Dave is understood, the noise that comes out of their mouths rarely is. Old people mumble, drunk people slur, teens talk too fast and immigrants have thick accents you couldn't push through a sieve.
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| I'm cute, please talk to me! |
Sunday, August 29, 2010
Bum Nips and Crate Tricks.
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| Ducky! |
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| Aaarg, my bum!! |
Friday, August 20, 2010
Reverse Houdini.
Talking of lessons learned; frogs are always fun to pick up but they taste nasty, so now, instead of picking frogs up in his mouth, Dave prefers to stand on them.
We are always pleasantly surprised at how silent Dave is, he rarely barks. However, last week at a local dog park, a little terrier with a football obsession became deafened as Dave howled at him like a mental thing, desperate for a play-pal. The terrier was not impressed.
Recently I've been rewarding Dave with blueberries fresh from the forest during our walks. I have been rewarding myself with them also.
Some random pictures...
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| There's something in there! |
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| Waiting on blueberries to be picked. |
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| Waaaaaaa! |
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| High bum. |
Saturday, August 14, 2010
Friday, August 6, 2010
I Want My Dave TV!

After 30 minutes in the green room, where he demanded gold snausages and Champagne, Dave was ready for his appearance. The crowd ahh-ed and ooh-ed as Dave blessed the lens with his image, it was a moment that will go down in history alongside the first moon-walk. Everyone knows where they were when Dave was on TV.Dave also met some horses but wasn't so sure about them.

Then he took the bus home.

Sunday, August 1, 2010
Houdini Dave.
Last Saturday I took Dave kayaking with a friend. After a slightly stressful start Dave seemed okay with the whole thing but as he was sitting/lying on the bottom of the metal kayak he became quite cold and was shivering after 20 minutes. He needs a jacket of some kind as he also started shivering one evening when it was raining quite a lot. He liked to look over the side at the water which made me think he was about to jump overboard but he only once put his feet up on the edge of the kayak.
Point! Dave saw a squirrel in a tree and became absolutely transfixed by it. A real pointer at heart! Even after some days he still looks up into the trees at the same spot on the path.
Coming home late one night from a walk Dave suddenly jerked to the side and made a strange noise from fear! Apparently it's not only humans that are scared by clowns. The 4 foot high, plastic GB ice-cream man that stands outside the local shop is enough to scare anybody in the daytime, never mind in the dark!
Yesterday we did some outside clicker training and it went really well. After running Dave around some time I went through some commands. Sit, come, follow and stay are all becoming quite solid. Sometimes he lies down instead of just sitting as he's so keen to get that snausage!We've noticed that Dave can be a little nervous/cautious. For example, if we move our arms suddenly in a large movement Dave sinks down to the floor and becomes worried. Whether this means he's been abused in the past or just gets a little fright, we're not sure. He is still quite young so it's to be expected for him to be a little unsure about some things. Otherwise everything is okay, we've had no problems at all!
As to the Houdini Dave: we left Dave alone in his crate for a couple of hours and when we opened the door upon our return, we were presented with a Dave standing in the hall to greet us!
The side door to his crate had been left unlocked. After checking the flat we were happy to find no wet spots or teeth-marks anywhere. It looked as if he'd been sleeping among the shoes in the hallway, perhaps they carry our scents the strongest?! He doesn't seem to mind being left alone, we always listen for dog noises as we approach the flat and through the keyhole at the front door but it's always silent within.






















